Terrorist list hits 1 million

From USAToday "The government's terrorist watch list has hit 1 million entries, up 32% since 2007."

I'd like to add a few entries.

1) All the writers and the director of Heroes. What they've done to that show is criminal.

2) The corporate big-wigs who canceled every show I ever liked: mostly the execs at Fox

3) The person who decided to close all the Krispy Kremes in MA

4) All the airlines who charge for luggage, peanuts and water

5) The guy who decided we should all work a 5 day work week - now THAT's terrorism

6) My co-worker (this fits several so I won't name names)

7) My co-worker who doesn't speak English as a first language. NO ONE can understand him. If the gov't were to take him to a foreign detention center, no one would miss him. He's also a crap employee.

8) Rove

9) Cheney 

10) Putin

11) Thomas Friedman - simply because he's annoying and egotistical

12) Garfield & Jim Davis - anything to make him stop

13) Most of the current SNL cast

14) Our governor IF he increases tolls AND the gas tax after promising to not do both

15) Any politician who wants to legislate morality and insists on merging church and state

16) Benjamin Franklin because he dreamed up DST

17) Bush because he increased the duration of DST (see earlier post)

Pls add to the list. I'd like to hear from ya'll.

Oh...forgot to add:

18) The Fantastic Four - so unbelievably lame

19) This group of actresses for crimes against humanity for awful, terrible, horrible acting: the girl who played the new Jamie Sommers, the girl from Twilight, the girl from Dead Like Me, Kelly Osbourne, Jessica Alba, Paula Abdul (just because)