Every day, the media gives us all the bad news...the worsening global economy, more layoffs and more unemployment claims, home foreclosures, threats of war from North Korea, JBS Swift Beef Company's huge meat recall, the death of New Zealand palentologist Joan Wiffen...and the list goes on and on. America is closing down shopping malls, car manufacturing plants, banks, and restaurants because people aren't spending money like they used to.
And yet, Simon F'ing Cowell has been offered 144 MILLION DOLLARS to continue his role as judge on American F'ing Idol.
Are you KIDDING ME? 144 million dollars to say "you are absolutely horrible" 2000 times. Come on!
Now, I am not a fan of American Idol. As much as it showcases talented singers, it's run by big corporations who don't give a fig about music or talent. They own the world at large and brainwash the millions of consumers (aka fans) who watch the show. Paula Abdul, Kara DioGuardi and Randy Jackson are all drugged and fed their lines by Simon F'n Cowell. They can't think original thoughts. They just read teleprompters. I can't even go for the pre-season show featuring the William Hungs of the world. This is Star Search on Steroids! American Idol is the DEVIL, Bobby Boucher!
(note: somehow, selections from "Hung for the Holidays" have been downloaded into my iTunes. I blame Bob).
I feel better now.
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5 comments:
Incredible post. Thank you for this.
$144 million. Just imagine what this show must rake in.
American Idol was better when it had Chuck Barris, Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, and Jaye P. Morgan.
I'm just cranky because I want to make $144 million a year by doing something musical, and Simon F'n Cowell just happened to luck into the gig he has.
You'd think that with a $144 million (b4 taxes) salary, that he could afford a t-shirt that isn't from the Juniors dept.
"American Idol was better when it had Chuck Barris, Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, and Jaye P. Morgan."
LOL
And don't forget the Unknown Comic...
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