I read the news today, oh boy...

Let's see what's in the news today:

So it seems people shocked at McCain's choice for VP candidate. Isn't it interesting that she's a typical wicked conservative Republican and people are shocked by it? Come on, she's a good candidate for party. Palin is a member of the NRA who likes to hunt Caribou, and yet she's hardcore Pro-Life. I guess Pro-Life only applies to humans, not to animals.

Sarah Palin has absolutely no foreign policy or any real political experience at all. This is going against one of McCain's main arguments against voting for Obama. Didn't they say Bush, a Governor mind you, had no foreign policy experience either? And he did just fine in his two terms, didn't he? Cough.

Hurricane Gustav was no Katrina. The storm wasn't nearly as intense and it didn't quite hit the city like Katrina did. People are questioning if they should have left at all. It's these people that the Darwin Awards were made for.

Google challenges Microsoft IE with new "Google Chrome" browser. I know that MS is the big, bad, evil empire of the computer industry. I have Firefox, Opera and Safari all installed on my computer and I still use IE 98% of the time. Hate them all you want, their products aren't that bad.

Space clouds are evidently Democrats.

al-Qaida is welcomed in Pakistan, top officials have free movement throughout the country. And we're in Iraq. Explain this to me.

Greg Maddox tied Roger Clemens mark of 354 wins. Maddox will not have an asterisk next to his name, either. Well, at least not yet. And oh yeah, I forgot: I couldn't care less.

Stocks jump up early as oil prices drop due to the lack of destruction caused by Gustav. Now you only need a small loan to fill your gas tank. I know the major oil companies are really bummed as record profits this quarter will only be the same as the GNP of many small countries. So sorry BP...maybe the next hurricane will help you out.

Russia's Vladimir Putin shoots tiger. But he's not Pro-Life, so it's okay. Seems to me they're looking to boost his image with carefully planned, Rambo-level-macho events. Next, he's buying a Camaro. A red one, of course.