Note to Self--#5,328: Never again enter a national park service restroom that closely resembles an adorable adobe cottage.
Exhibit A: The Toilet Seat Too Skeeved Out By the Toilet to Remain Atop It
Exhibit B: A Ranger's Plea, Which Continues to Haunt Me to this Day
Restroom Ratings to save you the trauma: http://www.restroomratings.com/all/ Intelligence on Big Wave Dave's in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua--as I know you'll be traveling there this holiday season: http://www.restroomratings.com/reviews/restroom430.htm
3 comments:
sp - you need a pee funnel Freshette or the Uri Mate, there r bunch of different ones out there
You see? These restrooms are amazingly scary. Better to sh*t in the woods.
(at least I now have justification)
K: I can't be using Uri Mate-- sounds commie...So, the Freshettes...Hey! Weren't they a motown girl group?
(Really, there are such things? I live and I learn!)
J: And I thought that was burro sh*t I kept treading on.
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