Sh*t songs

Time to make a list of crap songs written by good artists. This list is inspired by the first entry (which just played on the ol' mp3 player):

1. "Dog Years" by Rush - Holy crap, what were they thinking? 'With his tail between his ears'...
2. "She's as beautiful as a foot" by Blue Oyster Cult. Ugh.
3. "In the City" by The Who. Mindless Pap.
4. "Wild Mountain Honey" by Steve Miller Band.
5. "How Many Say I?" by Van Halen. Eddie sings...oh my.
6. "Leather Boots" by Alice Cooper. Heck, the whole "Flush the Fashion" album
7. "November Rain" by Guns 'N Roses. When Axl's ego goes unchecked.
8. "Summerlove" by Neil Diamond. Sweet Caroline ain't happy 'bout this tune.
9. "Spidergawd" by Jerry Garcia. Basically unlistenable.
10. "Crazy" by Aerosmith. Just...stop.